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men?? take retionship sERIOUS??? WANT A FUTURE WITH SOMEONE??...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:36:57 -0400

men?? take retionship sERIOUS??? WANT A FUTURE WITH SOMEONE?? NO.. ONLY SILLY WOMEN CAN DO THAT.. TOO WEIRD FOR NORMAL MEN

Well okay, I guess it’s 1 AM on a Wednesday technically. But it isn’t the next day until...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:05:28 -0400

Well okay, I guess it’s 1 AM on a Wednesday technically. But it isn’t the next day until I wake up. I am still 4 years old that way.

There’s loud, low-quality Houe music coming from my neighbor’s house. It is 1:03 AM on...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:03:45 -0400

There’s loud, low-quality Houe music coming from my neighbor’s house.

It is 1:03 AM on a fucking Tuesday, I shouldn’t be able to hear your music with my TV up a fair amount as it is, asshole.

Bill Nye has a nephew in the Navy, and my bf went to A-School with him though not like WITH him...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:54:54 -0400

Bill Nye has a nephew in the Navy, and my bf went to A-School with him though not like WITH him because Nye’s nephew was not a rate in the Snipe group and they keep groups together

But I mean that said yeah, I guess you can say I have some connections.

I never got into Club Penguin when I was younger and I never heard anyone irl talk about it, UNTIL...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:51:07 -0400

I never got into Club Penguin when I was younger and I never heard anyone irl talk about it, UNTIL last year I was walking down the hall and overheard a Junior say to his friend “OH DUDE DID YOU SEE, ON CLUB PENGUIN LAST NIGHT..” and that is all I heard. I almost wish I slowed down.

2dicon: 「三笠」/「出雲白貓1987」のイラスト [pixiv]

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:40:23 -0400

2dicon:

「三笠」/「出雲白貓1987」のイラスト [pixiv]

Oh yeah so I thought I handled the cable company guy very well today Then I went into my room and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:37:16 -0400

Oh yeah so I thought I handled the cable company guy very well today

Then I went into my room and realized I forgot to take the big ole dick-shaped card my friend made me for my sweet 16 off the wall

Beautiful

I keep changing "clopping" to qwopping and I just imagined a brony trying to seduce someone by flopping around like they had no bones.

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:32:07 -0400

I would like to remove some bronies bones and make this a reality tbh that is beautiful

jvionster said: EHHHHHH EHHHHEHHHHH NEEEIGH IM NEIGHING SO HARD i do not lnow how horses laugh but...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:30:04 -0400

jvionster said: EHHHHHH EHHHHEHHHHH NEEEIGH IM NEIGHING SO HARD i do not lnow how horses laugh but after watching that video….”clopping…”

alvin go home you are drunk

CLOPPING IS ACTUALLY JUST A GROSS WORD LIKE I DON’T HAVE ISSUES WITH ANY OTHER WORD, LIKE MOIST OR ANYTHING LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE BUT WHEN I SAY OR HEAR CLOPPING OUTLOUD IT GIVES ME CHILLS

idk if its because of these nasty bronies or like what

When I told my mom my cosplay plans and how I needed white body paint, for Rarity because the dolls...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:24:19 -0400

When I told my mom my cosplay plans and how I needed white body paint, for Rarity because the dolls designs are their colors and I’d look out of place not painted compared to the others/it’ll give me a smoother look

She just said “But you’re pale as hell, no one will even notice”

Thanks mom love you

jvionster replied to your post: My friends and I doing our Equestria Girls… kick dat horse...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:21:39 -0400

jvionster replied to your post: My friends and I doing our Equestria Girls…

kick dat horse dong. neiiiigh.

ALVIN NO

kawaiidesuguu replied to your post: My friends and I doing our Equestria Girls… punch the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:11:12 -0400

kawaiidesuguu replied to your post: My friends and I doing our Equestria Girls…

punch the fedoras right off their heads

I’m laughing so hard but yes absolutely. Someone needs to this is getting out of hand

My friends and I doing our Equestria Girls cosplays this year have discussed like what if a weird...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:01:15 -0400

My friends and I doing our Equestria Girls cosplays this year have discussed like what if a weird “Clopping” brony comes up to one of us

And I honestly hope one does because then I can kick them in their shit dick for being creeps

I don’t even care if I get kicked out. It would be hundreds of dollars well spent to kick that dick.

danteogodofsoup: ejgc: adriofthedead: cheruphim: oh god...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:59:25 -0400

danteogodofsoup:

ejgc:

adriofthedead:

cheruphim:

oh god every time this shows up on my dash

EVERY TIME

every time

jesus fucking christ

Oh my fucking god

Bronies don’t really bother me, to be honest, but I’m laughing so hard. Great use of editing, 10/10, would watch again

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:54:57 -0400

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:46:06 -0400

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:45:00 -0400

I also slipped on a rock today climbing down from the dock area and it scrapped my butt up pretty...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:20:59 -0400

I also slipped on a rock today climbing down from the dock area and it scrapped my butt up pretty good.

I was mostly very confused because I had climbed up that way just fine so I felt a little betrayed by this rock.

jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:11:29 -0400

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

pinkfilm: 01335: the xbox conference summed up in 1:41 only...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:00:44 -0400

pinkfilm:

01335:

the xbox conference summed up in 1:41

only thing missing is the super advanced fish AI